Speaking of bacon,
(Cop 1)Are you aware, Are you aware that the car that hit stone cold is register in your name?
Of course jabronies The Rock is aware. If you would of been aware yesterday and not at Dunkin Donuts stuffing your faces with all the donuts. The rcok says this he called it in yesterday that The Rocks car was stolen. So The Rock just wants to know, are you going to arrest the great one?
(Cop 1)No your not under arrest.
(Cop 2)We just want to ask you a few questions.
Exactly! Becuase there is no reason to arrest the great one. The Rock says this you have the nerve to come in front of The Rock and interrupt The Rock and you two jabronies don't have the class to introduce yourselves what is your name?
(Cop 1) Detective ...
It doesn't matter what your name is. The Rock says this, right now as The Rock speaks there are literally
millions and millions of The Rocks fans, and if you all just know your role shut your mouth you you and especially you in four seconds they will all chant The Rocks name.
The crowd begins to chant The Rocks name....
Now seeing as you jabronies really wanna know who was driving The Rocks stolen car
well The Rock has one question for you, write this down.
Do you like donuts?
(Cop 1) Yes, we like donuts.
Whatz your favorite kind of donut?
(Cop 2) Jelly
oh you like jelly, jellys a good one. The Rock says this, write this down. When you leave here go down to Dunkin Dounts get the biggest jelly donut you can find, write it down, hold that jelly donut up squeeze all the jelly out of it, squeeze all the jelly out. Write it down, you like writing things down, squeeze all the jelly out, then write this down, you don't wanna forget this, turn that son bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!!!
The Rocks say this if you don't write anything else down you deffinetly wanna write this down in big bold letters. If you smell what The Rock is cookin.
